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Narrator: DreamWorks Pictures presents Mike Myers. Things seem bad because it’s dark and rainy and Fiona’s father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you. Puss in Boots: Pray for mercy from… Puss… in Boots! King Harold: Excuse me, I need to have someone taken care of.ĭoris: There’s only one fellow who can handle a job like that. King Harold: Wasn’t she supposed to kiss Prince Charming and break the spell? I’d like to know how it could get any worse!įairy Godmother: You remember my son, Prince Charming? Fiona and Charming will be together. Shrek: Hello? They locked you in a tower. Shrek: I told you coming here was a bad idea. AND if you read into the Shrek 2 subtext closely, you’ll see that they hinted to Prince Charming’s lust for incest. ĭonkey: Uh… Why don’t you guys go ahead? I’ll park the car. Uh, yeah they’re both handsome and royal pieces of shit. Gingerbread Man: I hate these ball shows. And, oh my, the outfits look gorgeous! Look! Here comes Sleeping Beauty! Joan Rivers: Everyone who’s anyone has turned out to honor Princess Fiona and Prince Shrek. We can't wait to meet your Prince Charming. Please join us for a royal ball in honor of your marriage. Shrek: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!! Trailer #1 Shrek: Well, find a way to entertain yourself.
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Narrator: They're coming soon to a theatre near you. Puss in Boots: Pray for mercy from… Puss… in Boots! Fear me, if you dare! ĭonkey: I'm sorry, the position of annoying talking animal has already been taken. King Harold: I’m looking for the Ugly Stepsister.ĭonkey: Shrek and Donkey, on another whirlwind adventure! Queen Lillian: It’s so nice to have the family together for dinner. Shrek: It’s a bit early to be thinking about that, isn’t it? Queen Lillian: Well I suppose that would be a fine place to raise the children. King Harold: Our daughter has married a monster! But it was his destiny to climb to the highest room of the tallest tower to pull back the gossamer curtains to find her… ĭonkey: Hey Come on Shrek! We don’t wanna hit traffic! Who set out on a quest to find a rare princess. Prince Charming: Once upon a time, there was a handsome prince.